Hide it on the books? Why would I have to do that? I really have no books, and assuming I ever had books, no one ever looks at them anyway. We have just enough in the bank for an E-3, but then I'd have to leave the country (with it, of course).
Back to the contest...
I read the darn rules
from that Promenade place.
They ain't no darn fools
They've made a clear case.
And they've offered a prize
Or actually a few,
To any gal or guy
With the best shots on view.
Now that's over, all's said and done
You can't vote for all three...
So if you have to pick one,
Just let it let it be me.
Truly, blatant self-promotion at its finest!
