Hi, it's me the group's Treasurer, with my standard question and response.
Question: What is it and how much does it cost? Translation: Are you nuts?

Response: Yes, I agree. Translation: Not a chance, even if we reach 1,000 members.
Now that you've opened the door, it would be fun to start a thread for people to sugget what they think the club's first purchase should be? I mean other than a new laptop for the club's Treasurer, of course. Oh, and an E-3 for...wait, who was for that anyway?